t3hrip:

That’s me. Ahahaha oh wow.

That processing makes my arm look fantastic!!!!!!!!

Ps I cannot believe the notes

(Source: ryulove, via necrofang)

adrenaline-revolver:

midnightexultation:

gossamerstars:

foxybcosplay:

eldanildiel:

lywinis:

ohhhhyoufromchinatoo:

at-least-i-think-im-funny:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Obvious Reasons. 

rude.

does anyone want to come join my club?

it’s only for us uneducated inbred hicks with really poor dental hygiene and an indecipherable southern twang

and not them there educated northern folk

Bitch, my IQ is 165. Rude. I know more about the English language than you will ever know, and I’m far quicker at picking up obscure concepts. Eat a dick, OP.

Yeah… I live in the city that has the highest number of PhDs per capita in the US. It also happens to be in Alabama.

You know what? Go to hell. I’m from Georgia and I’m smart enough to know that you don’t judge ANYONE based on where they come from. I’m also in college, about to get my BA in English, and planning on graduate school. I may sound like a hick, but that does NOT give anyone the right to assume that I’m stupid.

The OP should go fuck themselves. Not everyone can pick where they live (or their neighbors, for that matter). Yes, I live in a county of bible-beaters, but that doesn’t mean 100% of us are bible-beating lunatics. Have some respect.

Um, not to be rude but without most of our states there would be no United States of America. Granted, allot of them are kinda…off…and not exactly what one would call bright but still no red-necks no country. 

(via silverwindghost)

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thestarryeyes:

danshura:

when people you hate get into things you like

when people you like get into things you hate

(via dittolicous)

keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

(via its-time-for-time)

pimpmasterampora:

ＹＥＳ Ｉ ＡＭ ＴＨＥ ＤＡＲＫ ＬＯＲＤ ＳＡＴＡＮ. ＹＥＳ Ｉ ＰＬＡＹ ＶＩＤＥＯ ＧＡＭＥＳ

(via oncelerbooty)

conversationparade:

‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’

‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’

‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’

‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as

(via once-ler-is-my-waifu)

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underlokiandkey:

adrenaline-revolver:

ask-slender-man:

askmotherglados:

suupalexa:

xnadyaly:

I’m going to die.

omfg zombie apocalypse 

(I FUCKING TOLD MY MOM IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THIS BUT SHE WAS CONVINCED IT WAS LSD.)

((Guys, I think it’s fake. I don’t see any news post about this anywhere.))

FUCK FUCK MOTHER FUCK. 

A deadly virus? No cure yet? 

Flare. 

(Source: anditslove, via crispy-stuff)

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g-iggle:

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

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(Source: anunholyconfession, via mister-comedy)

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pfefferi:

the word radical reminds me of this cup

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